I know what you’re thinking: “I’ve made it to the ripe old age of 44 without owning a timepiece. Why should I buy one now?”
Well, in actual fact, clocks do make life easier. Like how right now you measure the position of the Sun to know if it’s time for your cat’s insulin injection? No more, once you’ve purchased this fantastic device. And it’s got plenty of uses beyond simple veterinary homecare… I assume.
Plus this clock can be made using any digital picture you want, or we can send you this one with Wade’s lovely mug on it for only $10 
Email brandi@comicmadness.com with any questions about customizing a clock. Subject: Custom Clock.
Reg. Price: $19.99; SALE: $15
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